WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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