Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
this hospital has no fireball
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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