can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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