who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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