is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
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My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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