Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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