To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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