Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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