ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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