Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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