dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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