I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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