i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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