he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My bed smells like the plague
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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