So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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