Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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