So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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