Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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