Do vagina's smell?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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