Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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