that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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