Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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