Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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