Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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