you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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