Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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