Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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