why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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