So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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