remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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