He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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