so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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