i was born a porn star she said
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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