I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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