I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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