The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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