you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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