i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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