Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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