so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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