There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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