i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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