physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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