My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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