Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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