If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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