no. you can't hotbox the world.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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