Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
