so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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