Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
