yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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