Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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