It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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