East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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