Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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