That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
