Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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