Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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